Getting to the beach and pulling off all your uncomfortable clothing is what you are desperately waiting for. Being completely united with nature. Feeling water, sun, and the warm sand all around your body.
Because you know already that Gran Canaria is a paradise for nudists. Probably the best one in Europe, as in Spain nudism is (theoretically) legal on all beaches. And no matter the effects of gravity on human bodies, you’d love to get naked on a stretch of sand.
But maybe other folks have a problem with gravity and its effect on your body. Or maybe you have a problem being surrounded by folks covering their shiniest body zones. Showing respect to other beach-goers is the most important rule on the beach, because the last thing you want is to offend anyone.