So, it’s your first holiday in Gran Canaria, right?
Naturally you’re excited about the beaches, the sights, the nightlife.
And maybe you’ve already heard about the legendary friendliness of the locals, and you’re looking forward to making some new friends. That shouldn’t be too hard because Canarios (the official name for the local citizens) are some of the most-welcoming people on the planet.
But if you hear, “Mira, mi niññño… ” (“Look, my boy”), it´s a warning sign that you´ve somehow managed to get yourself into deep trouble, and it´s time to sneak backward.
So the following are a few things guaranteed to piss off a Canario that you might want to avoid: